Saturday, November 05, 2005

Bushigan's Island

Just grab your sack and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a total crock
That started with some yellow cake
And ended with Iraq

The Pres was a mighty drinking man
The Veep was a big fat shit
A hundred million bags of douche
Had voted for this twit … had voted for this twit

The weather started getting rough
And FEMA came up short
Then he tried to put his typist
On the nation’s highest court … the nation’s highest court

The ship sunk ground on a shore of this
Unfriendly mid-east pile

With Bushigan …
Dick Cheney too …
Jack Abramoff …
And Delay
Miss Harriet …
…and Brownie too …
Are here on Bushigan’s Isle

… … … … … …

This is the tale of our country now
We’re fucked for a long, long time
We’ll have to make the best of things
Until two thousand nine

The children of the right-wing nuts
Who watch this and applaud
Will someday clean the toilets
In the fucking House of Saud

No brains, no plans, no Geneva rights
Not a single moral qualm
Like Kissinger and Nixon
They’ll drop some more napalm

So join us here each week my friends
You’re sure to need a smile
With things as badly fucked as this
Here on Bushigan’s Isle


Blogger The Vulgarian said...

Best yet- my god that's inspired. Bravo and thank you.

11/06/2005 04:26:00 AM  
Blogger The Fifth Dentist said...

Thank you my friend for continuing to check this space even though I am now posting at a rate of once every six months.

11/06/2005 04:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude - You the man! That was great. I sang it out loud several times and it was perfect! You should get someone to record it and send it to John Stewart.

The Man

11/06/2005 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I see you're using the word verification feature now. No more crappy spam? Although that will cut down on the number of comments.

The Man

11/06/2005 04:06:00 PM  
Blogger The Fifth Dentist said...

Yeah, I put on the word verification because I got spammed over 20 times by this one motherfucker calling himsel plasticdoc. Thanks for your kind words. I've been singing it out loud myself. People in the supermarket are giving me strange looks.

11/06/2005 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger Dave Nalle said...

Woohoo! It's like poetry but with awkward word choice, like humor but not funny, and like political punditry but not insightful. Author! Author!


11/07/2005 03:45:00 PM  
Blogger The Fifth Dentist said...

You need to update your picture. It misleads people into thinking you still have some hair.

11/07/2005 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Sir Blogger, you really nailed Mr. Nalle. Bravo! Your lyrics are pitch perfect.


11/09/2005 04:24:00 PM  
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